12 signs of serious coffee addiction:

1) You answer the door before people knock.

2) You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

3) Instant coffee takes too long.

4) You’re the employee of the month at you local coffeehouse – and you don’t even work there.

5) You can type sixty words per minute – with your feet.

6) Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

7) Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”

8) You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.

9) You can jump-start your car without cables.

10) Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

11) Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

12) You don’t tan, you roast.

This is my adaptation of the original, which listed no less than 20 similar signs. It can be found on my favourite Facebook page: FB Troublemakers

Have a good weekend everyone – and go easy on the coffee…!

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